Nice try Danny Zuko and Sandy, but if you only think we might like something, we probably, definitely will not. If you haven’t heard of John Travolta and Olive Newton John’s inane, creepy Christmas line-dancing track “I Think You Might Like It” from their Christmas album this year, consider yourself lucky and do not pass go.
If you feel like torturing yourself, click the link below to watch the puffy pair drive too obnoxiously slow in a classic car filled with presents after Travolta gets off his private jet (the money for that gas could easily go to some sort of charity for Christmas, c’mon), and then meeting their family at some random airport.
Which is honestly cute because when old people try to dance, it’s way less contrived than when aging actors desperately hold onto their youth by two-stepping while dressed in black and singing lines like “Then we’re going to hide away, making love all night/And we can cry tomorrow watching ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’.”
Yes, we’ve been sipping haterade instead of eggnog. You wanna fight?
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles