Want to impress your girlfriend’s father with your excellent knowledge of politics, classic rock, and obscure sports trivia (tennis, what’s that?), but too busy trying to figure out what holiday dish you’re bringing to the family potluck?
Look no longer, and really, just bring the man some whiskey and talk about chicks, ‘cuz with these amazing looking beer and bacon-battered deep fried Doritos from Dude Foods, you are now the most popular person at the party. Every party for all time ever.
Dude from Dude Foods used his leftover Doritos from lunchtime Taco Bell runs to conjure up what we are assuming is the preferred food in heaven.
Every time someone crunches into one of these bad boys, an angel gets its wings or something cool like that. You’ll definitely score brownie points with the man in charge whether that’s the heavenly host or a 67-year-old Republican Texan that you have to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage.
Good luck with that bro.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles