The Biebs dodged a bullet big time. Mark Staake and his nephew, Tanner Ruane, are now under investigation thanks to a plot to CASTRATE AND KILL Justin Bieber.
And that’s just the beginning of the rabbit hole.
The plot was originally hatched up by Dana Martin, a Southern New Mexico Corrections Facility inmate and true “Belieber,” CNN reports. The 41 year old Martin actually has a Justin Bieber tattoo on his leg. No reports yet on high up the leg the tattoo actually is.
Martin, who couldn’t commit the crime himself due to the fact he is currently serving two life sentences for the rape and murder of a 15-year-old girl, convinced then-inmate Staake to carry out the crime. Staake then recruited his nephew,Ruane, perhaps to help him pick out the tie. More on that in a second.
The reason for such violence against the Biebs? Martin had attempted to contact Bieber several times, but never received any response. Hell hath no fury like a convicted rapist/murderer.
Now to go even deeper still into the rabbit hole…
Staake and Ruane planned to use pruning shears to castrate Bieber, and then strangle him with a paisley tie. The tie was “the weapon of choice.”
Wow. Like it’s not enough you want to kill the guy, but first you want to castrate him? Then you want to strangle him with a paisley tie? On a scale of 1 -10 that comes in at f***ed up.
The Biebs was unhurt. No reports on whether he will ever wear paisley again. Or use scissors.
- Carlos Delgado, CBS Radio