Time To Take Care Of Your Apocalypse Checklist. What Men Want? More Sex. Umm, Duh?
Our favorite studies are the studies that don’t actually need to be studied like the questions: what would you most regret if the world ended?
In the biggest duh moment of our measly little human existence on the planet, a Harris Interactive Poll says that 1 in 5 Americans are scared that it’s the end of the world on Friday and 1 in 4 men say that one of their regrets is that they didn’t have more sex.
Yep. Not that they didn’t kiss their children, or tell all the people they love that they love them, or tried to find some sort of internal peace, but that they didn’t have enough sex. Not shockingly, only 1 in 10 women had these same groin-warming feelings.
Well, if those are your sentiments, better pony up now boys. Hmmm, we wonder how many apocalypse-0conceived babies will be popping out in August of next year? We shall see…if the world doesn’t end.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles