Homie Don’t Play That: Chicago Woman Assaulted With Poop Filled Sock

For some, getting attacked with a sock full of poop can be rather titillating…if you’re into that sort of thing. For others, like a 21-year-old woman in Chicago just minding her business on Chicago’s Blue Line public transit system, getting smacked with a foot-covering full of poop is a pretty dreary way to start off the holiday season.

“He had a sock full of his poop on me,” said the woman, whose attacker fled before he could be arrested. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.” The woman said that she wasn’t paying attention to what was going around her, just texting on her phone, when all of a sudden an explosion of poop.

Poop. Poop. Poop.

“It was like the biggest degradation I’ve ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me,” she said.”The worst part is nobody had anything to wipe my face with.”

Disgusting, although hey, at least it wasn’t a stocking full of coal (like JACK FM will probably get) , ‘cuz that would have caused permanent physical damage probably.


–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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