Ham–The Newest Weapon Of Mass Destruction
After eating mountains of pork products throughout our adults lives, there is always that very real fear that the Piggy Monster is going to come and clog our arteries, especially when this little piggy also has roast beef. But for some New Zealand peeps, their pork had even more diabolical plans of revenge…when it set off a fire alarm.
OK, so some dudes burning their ham and bacon lunch and filling their house with smoke isn’t exactly news, but it’s hard not to imagine some 1984-esque alien race of piglets trying to kill off human beings one hamlet at a time with smokey subterfuge and cholesterol warfare.
Also, who else is just really freaking hungry?
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles