All I Want For Christmas Is A Nintendo…Full Of Porn?!

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Photo by Sion Touhleg//Getty Images

Dear Santa, I know you are busy with lots of other kids, but I don’t want much. Just a BMX, Mommy and Daddy to stop fighting so much, and a Nintendo 3DS loaded up with all the porn my little five-year-old heart could desire. 

One little boy made every 12-year-old lads dreams come true–except at 5-years-old, he was disturbingly too young to be enjoying such adult culture. The little boy had been asking for a Nintendo 3Ds for about a year, so his Daddy, we mean Santa, picked him up a refurbished one at a Gamestop. When the little boy asked his brother to help him delete some pictures, the brother discovered pictures of “two people in bed.”

“He said that he didn’t take these pictures so I went over to these pictures and I see two people in a bed. I told my dad and I said dad this has porn on it and he got up and went right to the phone,” said the brother. When a most likely enraged father took the device to GameStop the little dude scored a brand new machine plus some games. GameStop says they are researching the incident and apologized.

Daddy is not happy though.  We’re a little jealous. We never got porn on our Nintendo 3DS’ when we were kids. How come Jimmy down the block gets all the fun stuff?

“You can’t unsee this he’s 5 years old maybe when he’s 18 or 20 maybe he won’t know anything about it but he’s not going to forget about this tomorrow,” said Daddy.

OK, fine. He has a point.


–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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