Karma is a biatch. We once knew someone who drove through a stop sign and hit an off-duty police officer, but nothing is as much of an epic fail as allegedly driving drunk and ending up on the historic lawn of Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder Bill Wilson.
55-year-old Donald Blood the third reportedly blew a blood alcohol level that was questionable. He thought he was pulling into a parking lot, but instead drove onto the lawn. The irony is that, while Wilson is long dead and gone, AA meetings are still held there several times a week.
Maybe Blood was driving to one? Let’s hope. We can’t think of a clearer sign from the universe to chill out on the frosty brews.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles