From all of us at 93.1 JACK FM, have a great 2013! We hope all your New Year’s Resolutions come to fruition, except that one about being able to request music. Better luck never, sucka!
If you’re checking this from your phone and are too drunk to drive, call a cab like Yellow Cab. Co. at 877.733.3305. Here’s a Yelp link to other taxis.
If you’re a completely sober designated driver, read here where the po-po is chillin’ ready to bust the drunk drivers.
And tomorrow morning, play our awesome list of mellow rock songs perfectly curated for your inevitable hangover.
Live long and prosper. \m/(>_<)\m/