Vegas Strip Club Wants To Open Adult’s Only Pool
Insert unknown fluids, sexy human soup jokes here. Las Vegas is already known as being a drunken cesspool of various adult activities, but one strip club is going that to a whole new probably disgusting level albeit entertaining level this summer.
Sapphire strip club is planning on shelling out $8 mill for the Sapphire Pool and Day Club for “adults only” right next to their dancers. According to the Las Vegas Advisor, bikini tops can come off, but pasties must be donned.
Sound like a great idea? Well, even in the City of Sin Sapphire has a kind of bad rep when it comes to pool parties resplendent with debauchery. When the club had a sponsored pool at the Rio, it was “voluntary” closed after not passing an LVPD “integrity check” i.e. drugs and prostitution. Hmmm. Wait, that sounds pretty typical Vegas.
According to a press release printed on USA Today, Sapphire wil have “a multi-level, state-of-the-art, three-tier pool utopia that can comfortably accommodate over 700 sun-worshiping party goers. Some of the features and amenities include men’s and women’s locker rooms with rich, natural woods, Italian tiles, plush fabrics and quality finishes that will pamper each guest with privileged comfort; two hot tubs, VIP cabanas, day beds, lounge chairs, DJ booth, entertainment platform, pool concierge and a retail area displaying a full line of clothing.”
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles