For our first installment of Moron Monday, let us behold the wild, hungry mammal that is man. Driven by his desires for sustenance and copulation, man will sink to any new low in order to get both aspects of his primal needs situated. Like this woman with an apropos name, Michelle White, who held up a White Castle with…a threatening note and a water gun.
Through the drive-thru Ms. White went, threatening the frightened workers with the plastic gun. Then she squeezed through the drive-thru window–she must not have been eating too many of those White Castle burgs–and stole more than 600 bucks. Another customer wrote down the license plate number of the getaway car. When police came to arrest White she jumped off her roof and fractured her arm, leg, and pelvis.
It sounds to us like Ms. White was ummm, building some totally different white castles to go that nutso over a few hundred dinero, if you know what we’re saying.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles