Woman Allegedly Uses Breasts As Deadly Weapons, Smothers Boyfriend
Talk about killer breasts.
Okay, murder is never funny. But you have to admit, being smothered to death by your girlfriend’s bosom does lead to some unusual headlines. Unfortunately for Donna Lange’s boyfriend, headlines became reality when she allegedly used her breasts to smother and kill him, the Huffington Post reports.
Deputies were called to the Airport Inn Trailer Park in Washington, and medics performed CPR. But the unnamed boyfriend, sadly, was soon pronounced dead.
Judging by the weight difference, her 192lbs to his 175lbs, it’s easy to see how she was able to overpower him. No word on the size of her breasts, however. Insert tasteless joke here.
-Carlos Delgado, CBS Radio