You Know What This City Needs? A Mural With Bruce Willis’ Face, Of Course
Efficient public transportation. A more green, walkable city. Fresh produce in schools. These are just a few of the things we might spend our tax dollars on–or any dollars allocated to this insanely-rich, but ironically-cheap city.
But these are the things that we need? What about what we want? Yes, Fox Studios figured it out–we need a giant mural of Bruce Willis’ face in honor of his 25th Die Hard anniversary.
This awesome mural won’t be where the regular common person can enjoy it. It will be plastered across Stage 8 at the Fox Studios lot. There will be a giant party with Jai Courtney, McClane’s son and cohort in the newest Die Hard movie, out on February 14th, A Good Day To Die Hard.
We already have a movie like that in our DVD collection, only…wait. Nevermind. Wrong kind of “die hard.”
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles