Well now, ladies. This is just a little PSA. If your man is willing to groove a little with some Downtown Julie Brown, maybe he’s worth keeping?

And if not worth keeping, surely do not poison him like this ballsy Brazilian wife allegedly did by, ummmm, putting poison in her hooha. Although that would make a pretty interesting James Bond plot line.

To rub it in even more, ewwww, scratch that, to put strong emphasis on our PSA, the poisoned husband to be was so taken aback by a “strange smell” that the worried spouse took his wife to the hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto.

The hospital allegedly found some poison in the well, and well, thanks for nothing, lady.

–Nadia Betkouchar, CBS Radio Los Angeles