How Much Do You Think Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Penis is Worth?
If you’ve been living under a rock, good, stay there. Nothing to see here and that rock seems pretty cozy and peaceful. If you haven’t been, you’ve probably heard the news that the late Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine fame had this magical storage locker that storage warrior Jeremy Frommer stumbled upon. In said locker was allegedly a picture of former California governor and buff actor extraordinaire, Arnie Schwarzenegger, engaged in some illicit sex act.
Of course, Frommer’s not giving up the goods until somebody pays him. Why anyone would wanna pay him at this point when we all know Arnie is a freak in the sheets (and the subject is honestly boring) is beyond us, but JACK FM is collectively waiting for a Kate Upton leak of some kind and we still have hope that will overshadow this paltry affair.
Now there’s news that Youporn.com, you know, that website you pretend you don’t go on, is trying to buy the photo for $150,000–sight unseen. That means Frommer could hand them anything, ANYTHING, and they will have to pay for it. While there’s no word on whether Frommer’s accepted their offer, JACK FM says Frommer take it!!!
Or horde it like Gollum with the ring under your rock, but you’ll still just wind up shriveled and freakish and hungry, better just sell it quick, before all that Terminator sex addict mojo rubs off on you, sell it and use it for a downpayment on a house in Hawaii.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles