Here at JACK FM, interoffice romances are far and few between unless it’s our romance with five-hour smoke breaks or pepperoni pizza at the writer’s meetings or our love of mocking each other, but allegedly EVERY OTHER Angeleno is gettin’ in on with their boss.

According to a firm called PayScale via LA Weekly, Los Angeles is in the Top 5 American cities where people are “most likely to date the boss.”  Are you think what we’re thinking? Cough, cough, casting couch, cough, cough, actresses, gag, gag, Kristen Stewart.

Here’s the Top 10 list of cities where people are most likely to “date” their boss/get spankings for typos a la Secretary.

1. Austin, TX

2. Orlando, FL

3. Miami, FL

4. Denver, CO

5. Los Angeles, CA

6. Boston, MA

7. Portland, OR

8. Philadelphia, PA

9. Atlanta, GA

10. Houston, TX

So if you’re looking for an interoffice relationship, you’re in the right place! Unless you’re at JACK FM. Then you’re lucky if you can muster up enough self-esteem to have a relationship with yourself. J/K. Maybe.

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles