You want a flavor, Lays Potato Chips? What about a JACK FM flavor? It would taste like gasoline, e-cigarettes, crappy coffee, baby powder (from last night), blood, and various gastrointestinal disorders.

Or whatever. Give us the seemingly delicious options of Chicken & Waddles errr Waffles, Sriracha, and Cheesy Garlic Bread. What? Never heard of those potato chip flavors–well, they’re apparently on the market if you can find them and getting a lot of buzz.

Lays has been doing a “Do Us A Flavor” contest, so maybe their winners have already accidentally gone public–the release date was supposed to be February 12th.

Will you be eating these here chips?

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles