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Valentine’s Day is upon us!
Just like every other year, your wife or girlfriend has some crazy reason why the two of you shouldn’t watch a porno together. And just like every other year, your crying isn’t going to convince her otherwise.
This Valentine’s Day, trust Jack FM to find you a porno with a romantic plot line, one that lets you express your romantic sentiments of caring and togetherness.
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10: Repairman fixes woman’s appliance, followed by sex:
Let’s face it, the economy is in the tank.
Supporting small business is a very patriotic sentiment. In this porno, you don’t see a Sears repairman, but rather Dan from “Dan’s Repair Shop.”
Show your lady that you have a caring side, and that you support your community - that very same community in which you hope to one day raise her kids.
Auto-Repair, Sexy Real Estate, and A Parking Fine
