Proof that heartbreak is eternal, Linus acts out when his teacher whom he is in lurve takes off with her squeeze instead of taking Linus’ box of chocolates. He curses love, romance, and Elizabeth Barrett Browning (isn’t that a poetess from the ancient days?) while throwing chocolate off the bridge.

The only two creatures enjoying this display of enraged decadence? Snoopy and Woodstock, who get to imbibe on the sweets while Linus emos out.

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles