Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. A tried-and-true staple that even in a world full of Starbucks and Coffee Beans and Go-go juice is one of the most coveted, inspirational coffees in the world.
Yes, inspirational. We imagine if Da Vinci had painted the Mona Lisa on Dunkin’ Donuts coffee that girl would have been doin’ the “Harlem Shake.” It would have been the beginning of .GIFS.
Not only is the potent elixir delicious, but it’s also an awesome weapons as proven by a Dunkin’ Donuts employee in West Haven, Connecticut who stopped a robbery with a scorching splash of coffee in the face.
“He rushed himself, tried to get out of his car. That’s when I realized he was serious. I tried to close the window. He put his arm in it. He knew not to touch, because he knew there would be fingerprints,” said the clerk in an interview. “I did see his coffee that I made him, so I looked at (it) quick, threw him the first one. Looked at the pots of coffee and threw the pot of coffee at him.
“That’s when he started running into his truck and then he left, and I said, ‘Go run on Dunkin.'”
We think this savvy young lady deserves a lifetime supply of the brew.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles