Model Claims Eating Chicken Makes Kids Gay

What came first, the chicken or the completely convoluted theory on human sexuality based on chicken consumption? For Columbian model, Natalia Paris, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter to the famous Columbian is that, according to her, chicken makes kids gay.

What’s Paris’ logic behind this? Growth hormones, specifically female growth hormones, are injected into chickens to expedite growth and, voila, children eating the chicken “are having their feminine hormones accelerated…and are starting to become homosexual.”

Andrés Fernando Moncada, President of National Federation for Colombian Poultry Farmers (FENAVI), thinks Paris might have birds for brains.

“When you hear this kind of a statement from a public figure like Natalia Paris, we must express our total outrage.”

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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