Did you do it all for the nookie like Darlene Jo Lewis? She took that cookie, Girl Scout Cookie money that is, and turned it into her own personal senior dating site treasure trove of sugary weirdness.
The 49-year-old Georgia-based mother stole almost $10,000 from her daughter’s Girl Scout troop. She was the treasure and co-leader of a Girl Scout Troop and embezzled via a Paypal account that was attached to a debit card she was just using willy nilly.
Or to get some willy. Yes, one of her purchases including a dating service for seniors.
Which isn’t exactly a great pre-date intro, “Hi. I’m on this site because I stole money from little girls,” but the most important question really is, “Is she hot?” JACK FM has no shame and we love cookies.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles