Kate Upton Probably Won’t Take That Kid To Prom
Sad news for all you teenage underdogs/guys who can’t get over being the teenage underdog. 20-year-old Kate Upton probably has no time in her schedule for you.
After local kid Jake Davidson prom-proposed to the busty blonde beauty Upton, she told People that the “video was so cute” and that there “was something about it” that made her respond. She told Davidson that she had to check out the her schedule. A graceful answer that’s the modern day equivalent of “Thanks, but no thanks. I’m washing my hair.”
Now Upton’s answer is still vague, but swinging dramatically to the “hell no” side.
“I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go with him or not, due to my schedule,” said Upton to People. “I want to, but I just don’t know if I can make it work. But I really appreciated being asked; it made me feel really great.
Just like a beautiful girl to tangle out a carrot of hope and then rip it away with a coy, confusing smile.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles