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Easter Candy Now With Beaver Bunghole

Enjoying the sugary massacre in your mouth of chocolate bunnies, neon-colored peeps, and jelly beans that taste like sunshine and cut grass? Well, savor that flavor and swallow before you read what’s next: your candy might contain beaver butthole excretions.

Yep, other than just being generally bad for you because, hey, it’s made out of sugar, according to the Huffington Post (via LAist), your Easter candy is full of disgusting animal byproducts.

Like Cadbury cream eggs. Pivotal to the spring season, Cadbury’s contain castoreumm, an artificial sweetener that is basically “excretions from beaver anal glands.” Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg? Contains tertiary butyl hydroquinone which is similar to petroleum.

So while you gag over your bevy of Easter butt excretions, we will be right here—scarfing ours down. Because why not? It’s not like we’ve never kissed butt before.


–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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