Like long walks on the beach and romantic candlelit dinners? Well, too bad. We’re going to Chili’s.
A current “study” by adultery-inclined website AshelyMadison.com shows that people having affairs aren’t just breaking the quote-unquote sacred bond of marriage with their sex-fueled shenanigans but they are also cheap and relatively boring.
After surveying 42, 890 of their members all around America, Ashely Madison found the ten top places cheaters take their mistresses for a little wining and dining before the good timing. Not shockingly, the top places were semi-mediocre chain steakhouses for the balding baller on a budget who likes a badly-lit booth.
The rest of the locations were also chain restaurants with the kind of giant menus that are family-oriented but also not remotely romantic because why treat your mistress any different than your wife, right?
Ashely Madison founder, Noel Biderman, said that cheaters bring their lovers to chain restaurants because they are “larger and less conspicuous.”
“Steak houses are always a popular affair destination since they’re not only dimly lit but also commonly found in business districts, close to hotels where the these type of dates typically end,” Biederman elaborated.
It’s also less suspicious on your credit card receipts because everyone in suburban America goes to these sorts of places all the time. Just don’t take a doggie bag of popcorn shrimp home with you.
Here’s the Top 10 places adulterers like to hit up:
2) Ruth Chris
4) P.F. Changs
5) The Cheesecake Factory
6) Del Frisco’s
8) Outback Steakhouse
9) Red Lobster
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles