The Dumbest Yahoo Answers, Part 9
by Luis Prada
Why do I keep doing this to myself? I rummage through Yahoo! Answers, trying to find the brain garbage tossed out and left to fester in the sun for weeks due to a garbage strike in the heads of stupid people. I hate it. I hate all of these people. I hate their words. I hate their stupid questions. I hate that they exist and that many of them aren’t kidding around when they ask questions like these, or that they take their highly personal and extraordinarily embarrassing issues to the internet in the first place.
On the other hand, their persistent case of stupidity allows me to keep pulling up water out of their stupid, stupid well – water that I couldn’t write these articles without.