10 Sexy Songs Celebrating Fat-Bottomed Girls

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Today’s song is “Fat-Bottomed Girls” by Queen. When you hear it, be caller 13 at 1(866) 931-JACK. You’ll score a grill, a pile of meat (or tofu) from Smart & Final, and dessert from Yogurtland to have your own backyard shin-dig!

If you’re a fan of ladies on the more luxurious side, we’ve curated an entire playlist of fun-loving curve-embracing tracks for the fat-bottomed girls and the ones who love them.

“Fat-Bottomed Girls”-Queen

Phat lyrics: Hey/I was just a skinny lad/Never knew no good from bad/But I knew life before I left my nursery/Left alone with big fat Fanny/She was such a naughty nanny/Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

“Big Girls Are Best”-U2

Phat lyrics: Those little girls are a pest/Big girls are the best

“Whole Lotta Rosie”-AC/DC

Phat lyrics: Ain’t no fairy story/Ain’t no skin and bone/But you give it all you got/Weighing in at nineteen stone

“Fatty Boom Boom”-Ranking Dread

Phat lyrics: hey fatty boom boom

“Big Bottoms”-Spinal Tap

Phat lyrics:The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’/That’s what I said/The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand/Or so I have read

“You’re The One For Me, Fatty”-Morrissey

Phat lyrics: You’re the one for me, fatty/You’re the one I really, really love

“Baby Got Back”-Sir Mix-A-Lot

Phat lyrics: So Cosmo says you’re fat/Well I ain’t down with that!/’Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’/And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’

“Skin and Bone“-The Kinks

Phat lyrics: She used to be so cuddly/She used to be so fat/But oh what a sin cos she’s oh so thin/That she lost all the friends that she had

“Fat Girl, Sexy Girl”-John Holt

Phat lyrics: Fat girl, sexy little girl, won’t you come back home where you belong.

“All-American Girl”-Daryl Hall & John Oates

Phat lyrics: She’s got a Double Bubble with a bossanova back/ She’s a real hot pepper and I like it like that/It’s all right you don’t have to change your way/You’re all right I’m hoping the best part stays

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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