And the award for dumbest person on the planet goes to this dude, although we’re pretty sure he’s got some kindred morons somewhere in the world. Morons that like to risk their lives by jumping over cars or snorting condoms. Except those morons are kids and this is a grown-ass Malaysian man who lights his cigarette using his gas tank.
The dude opens his gas tank, lights the gas on fire, and using the flame to light his cigarette by sticking his face right up to the gas tank. When he does it, we audibly gasped, but then the man comes up with his smug face not blown off and we are left to wonder why people like that can procreate.
And just because he can, doesn’t mean you should. In fact, don’t ever, ever try this at home. Doing dumb things never works out for even relatively smart people.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles