Apparently, men only think partially with their man parts. According to AskMen’s annual Great Male Survey, men actually prefer a pretty funny girl-next-door than a big-bosomed blonde bombshell. Well, maybe. While 16.5% of men love a Comedienne, 40.5% of men said they wanted to date a bombshell. But that’s just in theory.
Because when men had to pick whom they’d most like to date 31% of men picked Emma Stone and 32% picked Jennifer Lawrence. Only 23% picked Kate Upton. Tina Fey and Kerry Washington rounded out the list. Thanks for throwing in some “mature” women, Ask Men.
But, here’s the thing the next result will tell you. Men are stupid. When asked to pick who they’d like their wingman to be 42% said Ryan Gosling and 26% said Seth Rogan.
Rogan we understand, but Gosling? C’mon. No woman will be remotely interested in you if Gosling is nearby. We demand a recount, otherwise there’s no hope for mankind.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles