Tailgate Training Camp: Get Ready for Football Season
Training season, jerks! Yes, that’s right. While Tailgate Fan has made something of a detour away from the NFL this offseason, the fact is we’re right around the corner from some good ol’ fashioned concussion-inducing fun and games. And right now, everyone is training. Everyone. Tom Brady is working on his latest haircut. Robert Griffin III is getting his leg injected full of black market narwhal tusk extract. (You heard it here first. Don’t feign ignorance when this comes out in four months). Joe Flacco is sitting in a plain room with white walls, quietly waiting and occasionally drinking broth. And Mark Sanchez is running into butts or showing off pictures of his butt — or, you know, something.
Point is, everyone’s training. And if you’re going to reach the pinnacle of the tailgating world, YOU NEED TO START TRAINING TOO! But don’t worry, Tailgate Fan is here to walk you through everything you need to get ready for the season.