Just in time for the 10-20+ pounds you plan on gaining for the holidays, there is a new smartphone plug-in that makes your whole world smell like bacon–courtesy of your phone’s battery power.
The Scentee accessory attaches to the headphone sock on iPhones and Android and emits a bacon scent with the flip of an app.
When it’s time to do something mundane and horrible like pay you rent or wake up in the morning to go to work, the iPhone emits a bacon-scented cloud of pure meaty deliciousness.
Of course, that’s not the only option. There’s strawberries and coffee, but no one cares about those dumb foods.
For $5 you can get 100 little puffs of bacon-scented goodness. The only caveat? Nothing. Imagine if they whole world constantly smelled of bacon. It would be a better place all around.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles