If you thought the Halifax explosion of 1917 was a disaster it pales in comparison to me picking games against the spread this year. Just awful. But just like Tori Spelling, I don’t know how to quit while I’m ahead so here are your NFL Week 10 picks….
….to quote Dante, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here…
Carolina Panthers vs San Francisco 49ers (-6)– 1:05pm PST on FOX
I really want to make a “the city of San Francisco has long eschewed the allure of the kitten” joke here but that’s borderline homophobic and the JACK FM HR Department would probably frown on such assertions. Instead I’d like to point out that these two teams are home to two of the biggest gold rush sites in American history. Why is that relevant? Well, because nobody made gold look better than WWE Champion Ric Flair and where does he call home? You guessed it. Charlotte, NC. Take the Panthers…….to cover. SF 19-17
San Diego Chargers vs Denver Broncos (-7)- 1:25pm on CBS
You know how it seems like you most always forget to pack your phone charger when on vacation? Ironically, the San Diego Chargers also don’t travel well either this year with their lone road victories coming against the hapless Jaguars and hot mess Eagles. The Bronco’s are no Jacksonville or Philly. Take the Bronco’s to cover and cover hard. 35-14