Meanwhile In Southern California: Lakers Fans Caught Having Sex At Staples Center
By Nadia Noir
Cheers to the everyday hero. If one of your New Year’s resolutions wasn’t to get lucky in the Staples Center VIP Restroom at a Lakers game than you are just as boring as all the rest of us. But one licentious Laker-loving couple decided to get down in a ladies restroom Sunday night.
Our theorists say they were probably completely bored over the Lakers’ losing game against the Nuggets with no hotshot Kobe Bryant to do some fancy dunking and decided to actually score.
A woman caught them, stormed out and caused a “major incident for security,” says Radar Online via LAist.
“One lady in the bathroom was so mad that she stormed out and demanded security come in. The man and woman were busted, as security knocked on the stall door and ordered them to get out,” said a witness. In a boring twist of fate, they were kicked out.