By Nadia Noir
Things you can do with sriracha:
-Make your New Year’s Resolution egg-white omlettes actually taste like something worthwhile.
-Use it as a make-shift pepper spray for home intruders
-Dump it in some cheap beer and make a “Bloody Lazy Mary”
If the #srirachapocolypse make all those things seem like pipe dreams, you can breathe a sigh of fiery relief: the popular hot sauce will be shipping again at the end of the month after a California Department of Public Health no-shipping mandate.
What happened was, people were all up in arms about the pepper-filled fumes around the plant, so they had to go on a hiatus for a month to make sure it’s “free of harmful microorganisms.”
Luckily, we can sip tiny spoonfuls of sriracha in bed, in peace. Don’t judge. It’s a great cleanser.