By Nadia Noir
If you give a man a fish, he’ll deep fry that ish and call it dinner. If you give a man a tank, he’ll do terrible little boy things with it and relish in every second.
And if you give a man like Arnold Schwarzenegger a M47 Patton tank, he’ll crush and destroy everything in its wake.
Especially when its his own personal tank from his years in the Austrian army. Wait. They let him bring that to California? What a great use of monetary resources.
In a promotional video for his charity called After-School All Stars, Arnie created a video where he smashes pointless, ridiculous technology like an old-school Zune player (lol, remember those?) and he laughs, saying that he’s saved all his birthday cakes so he can smash them with his tank.
Watch the hilarious, feel-good video here and imagine what you’d smash with your own tank.