Meanwhike In Southern California: Surfer Dude Goes On Tire Slashing Rampage In Santa Monica
By Nadia Noir
Surf’s up for someone, but not a young man in Santa Monica who wasn’t feeling the chill vibes of surfer life and instead went on a gnarly tire-slashing rampage.
According to LAist, a dude got into a bogus fight with some employees of Main Street surfing staple, ZJ Boarding House, around 3am. Yelp says ZJ’s closes at 7pm, so it’s anyone’s guess what employees were doing there at 3am.
Anyway, the guy got into an argument with a few of the employees and slashed the tire of the van of one of them. Then he went to the neighboring Sea Shore Motel and slashed the tires of another 20 cars. He also walked through the neighborhood slashing tires in the residential area. In total, angry surfer dude, who was in his late teens/early ’20s and wearing a hoodie, slashed 80 tires.
Bro should have bailed out before he wiped out and now he’s gonna get nailed by the SaMo popo once they catch him.