By Nadia Noir
It’s Friday. It’s quiet. No one is here. No one is doing anything. No one is really, actually doing any work. Everyone is thinking about barbecuing. Surfing. Spending two days with their screaming kids at Disneyland. Re-watching every episode of Game of Thrones in their air-conditioned apartment/cave. Drinking enough beers so that the weekend melts into one big boozy blur before Monday creeps back up and its back to #cubiclelife.
But no one is thinking about work, really. You’re there in spirit. Good job. Keep up the good work. At least you didn’t call in sick like your coworker who is posting pictures of margaritas on Instagram. “#Latergram” is says. Yeah, right. We’ve got your number. You’re already drunk. It’s drunk o’clock somewhere, you think.
So from now until 6pm, we’ll all be just like this cat. Rolling the paper up. Rolling the paper down. Keeping busy so it looks like we’re doing something. Happy Friday!