Naked Woman Breaks Legs In Carpool Threesome (NSFW)

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Photo: Marcus Fernandez/93.1 Jack FM

Photo: Marcus Fernandez/93.1 Jack FM

By Jordy Altman

Just because you’re wearing a condom doesn’t make it “safe.”

Last week in Wenzhou, China, one man riding in a car with two women called for emergency services after their car rolled backwards and crashed into a tree. While fender benders don’t normally make the news, this trio shocked headlines when they admitted their distracted driving was due to a very active menage-a-trios.

The threesome had parked their car during their sexual experimentation, but you know how orgies go… someone flips around and trips over a lamp, another person knocks into shelf. Hosting an unholy trinity within the small confines of a sedan was bound to restrict their movement, and eventually one of the women knocked the hand brake loose with her legs. The car was sent flying backwards and collided with a large Oak tree.

Sustaining multiple wounds, the group called for emergency services immediately. They remained trapped inside the car until the responders arrived on the scene. EMTs worked long and hard into the night, and quickly released the load. Unfortunately, the one woman who was completely naked suffered a pair of broken legs, and had to be carried out on a stretcher.

All three consenting adults are currently in stable condition. Perhaps next time, they’ll use real protection – like a seatbelt.

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