By Nadia Noir
Instagram selfies are so seven minutes ago. If you really want to be different than your duck-lipped frenemies, you can pick up a toast like the Selfie Toaster from the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp. that gives them an epic burn–with you face burned in some gluten-free bread.
Here’s how it works: you send a picture to the company and with the magic of computer technology a plate it created with your adorable likeness. They stick that into the toaster and for $75, you can chew on your carb-loaded visage with your morning eggs.
Three dimensional sugar and now selfies on toast? Next thing you know, you’ll be able to craft together your significant other for a weirdly erotic edible snack. Or Megan Fox, since everyone is dying for a nibble of the green-eyed beauty.