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This Selfie Toaster Can Burn Your Portrait Onto Your Morning Toast

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(Photo by Paul J. Richards//Getty Images)

(Photo by Paul J. Richards//Getty Images)

By Nadia Noir

Instagram selfies are so seven minutes ago. If you really want to be different than your duck-lipped frenemies, you can pick up a toast like the Selfie Toaster from the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp. that gives them an epic burn–with you face burned in some gluten-free bread.

Here’s how it works: you send a picture to the company and with the magic of computer technology a plate it created with your adorable likeness. They stick that into the toaster and for $75, you can chew on your carb-loaded visage with your morning eggs.

Three dimensional sugar and now selfies on toast? Next thing you know, you’ll be able to craft together your significant other for a weirdly erotic edible snack. Or Megan Fox, since everyone is dying for a nibble of the green-eyed beauty.

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