This Selfie Toaster Can Burn Your Portrait Onto Your Morning Toast
By Nadia Noir
Instagram selfies are so seven minutes ago. If you really want to be different than your duck-lipped frenemies, you can pick up a toast like the Selfie Toaster from the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp. that gives them an epic burn–with you face burned in some gluten-free bread.
Here’s how it works: you send a picture to the company and with the magic of computer technology a plate it created with your adorable likeness. They stick that into the toaster and for $75, you can chew on your carb-loaded visage with your morning eggs.
Three dimensional sugar and now selfies on toast? Next thing you know, you’ll be able to craft together your significant other for a weirdly erotic edible snack. Or Megan Fox, since everyone is dying for a nibble of the green-eyed beauty.