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Things You Should Not Spend $1000 On – National Frozen Food Month Edition

President Ronald Reagan declared March 6, 1984 as National Frozen Food Day! But why should we only be able to enjoy Frozen Food one day out of the whole year? Obviously, the only way to properly […]


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Things You Should Not Spend $1,000 On – 500 Copies of “Mrs. Doubtfire” on VHS

So you think you know what to buy with your $1000 of JACK CASH? Nope. You have no idea what treasures you are capable of obtaining with that kind of cash money. We heard you […]


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Totally Awesome Things You Can Buy For $1,000: Home Security System

Have you even felt like someone was watching you? Or are you just trying to pretend that you life is like an episode of Big Brother? Then a Home Security System might be the thing […]



Things You Should Not Spend $1000 On – Taxidermied Hamsters

Does your snot nosed kid keep bugging you to get a puppy? We’ve found a perfect alternative that will not only satisfy your little one’s critter cravings but also demonstrate what a rich son of […]


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Spend Your $1000 On PowerThirst, Fart Lightning

We know what we’d do if we won $1000 in JACK CASH. Buy 800 packs of PowerThirst! Because we want to fart lighting, lift city buses, and have babies that can run like Kenyans! If […]


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Things You Should Not Spend $1,000 On – Doll Hair

With all the Jack Cash that’s been flying around lately, we though you might need some tips on how to spend your $1,000! We’ve got cash money on the brain and realized that there are […]



Things You Should (Probably) Not Spend $1000 On – Girl Scout Cookies

It’s that time of year again. Uniform-clad youngins are hawking baked goods in front of a grocery store near you and we’re all getting a little fatter. what does this all mean? Girl Scout Cookies […]


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[Creepy Craigslist] Gently Used Hamburger Bed For Sale

Tired of sleeping alone? This guy sure was. It takes a lot of guts to ask a woman, “Wanna come inside?” when your bedroom walls are ketchup red and your GO BURGER uniform is folded […]