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Florida Father Leaves Baby At Strip Club

Just because many a stripper’s anthem is Guns N’ Roses “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” doesn’t mean you can leave your child to the soft baby-powdered bosom of your local kind-hearted stripper, dude. A rather drunken […]

01/02/2013

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Kelsey Grammar Takes Baby To Playboy Party, Defends Actions

Babies have a clear, innate fondness for boobies, but it’s generally for nutritional sustenance rather than a hubba-hubba handful of fun. Modern parenting rules aside, there isn’t really anything that dirty about bringing boobs around […]

11/02/2012

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Napolean Dynamite Would Be Proud Of Kiara, The First Every Liger-Lion Hybrid

And people always say that hybrid animals can’t mate. Well, Kiara who is half-African lion and half-liger, lion and a tiger, shows the world that crossbreeds can happen. If you turn the lights down low […]

09/19/2012

Pop Goes The Weasel

POP! GOES THE WEASEL, MR. BABY

Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

01/23/2012

Stupid Youtube Animals

This Week In Stupid Animal Internet Videos

The internet is a beautiful and wonderful institution. So let’s use it upload videos of ours pets doing cute things!

12/15/2011

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[JACKed Up Video] Taekwondo Toddlers Duke It Out For Juicebox Trophy

They make it look easy, but Rocky spent a year training at Scotty and Cooper’s Day-Care Dojo before taking on Ivan Drago.

10/12/2011

Fat Baby

Jack’s WTF Moment Of The Day: Fat Baby In A Music Video

What is this… we don’t even…

08/23/2011

[JACKed Up News] And In Other News, Applebee’s Gets A Baby Drunk

Under the pretense that a restaurant ridden with tandem bicycles and select highlights from the 1996 Crockett Rockets football season, Mom, Dad, and little Dominic enjoyed their Applebee’s appetizer platter with smiles on their faces. […]

04/12/2011

Man Celebrates Egyptian Revolution By Naming Firstborn ‘FACEBOOK’

Say what you will, but it has a nice ring to it. After all, our American celebrities have given some odd names to their children over the years (Apple, Kyd, Pilot Inspektor), but none of them echo with the revolutionary […]

02/22/2011

Elton John Is A Dad! Tiny Dancer Jokes Begin

Would you believe he named his baby Tony Danza? All jokes aside, a loud and joyous¬†Huzzah! could be heard high and low from the John estate¬†on Christmas Day, as Elton John and husband David Furnish […]

01/03/2011

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