Want to impress your girlfriend’s father with your excellent knowledge of politics, classic rock, and obscure sports trivia (tennis, what’s that?), but too busy trying to figure out what holiday dish you’re bringing to the […]
Here’s a question for you: what is the greatest thing in the world? The answer is simple: bacon. Yes, bacon is the greatest thing in the world. Ever. We’re not joking. Greater than the Mona […]
There are certain things in life that just have automatic power and wrath over you, and bacon is one of them. No matter how hard you try, your lust for bacon causes you to be a […]
You see. Dreams really do come true. The Secret was right. If you try to manifest something hard enough, it can come true. A mansion? Sure, maybe in twenty-something years. A hot wife? That’s easy. […]
Yeah, you thought you were cool cause you stacked up on authentic Four Loko before the ban, huh? Well, did you decide to make chili with it? Or drink it out of a can made […]
Yessir, we do smell like bacon… And yessir, we like it.