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Scooby Doo Saves English Man From Severe Bar Brawl Beating

By Jordy Altman Robin Hood, Batman, and Scooby Doo walk into a bar… Sure, it may sound like a set-up for a terrible joke, but it’s actually a file from the English police squad with […]


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British Man Attacked By Oompa Loompas

Oompa loompa, dooptity dooo, we’ve got another riddle for you: Why did a couple of rabid Oompa-Loompas a la Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory assault a 28-year-old British man in Norwich? The answer isn’t […]


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[JACKed Up News] Man Strangles Wife to Death After She Smashes His Star Wars Toys

Thirty year old British man Rickie La Touche was found guilty after strangling his wife to death for smashing his Star Wars collection. There’s nothin’ like die hard Star Wars fans…



[EXCLUSIVE] British Cats More Likely To Be Named After Foods Than Harry Potter Characters

In a recent poll conducted by the Cats Protection charity, 1,000 feline owners between the ages of five and seventy years old were surveyed about their pets. Little did the Cats Protection charity know what […]


Royal Wedding Hats Are INSANE

What in the name of…? We stayed up all-night long, eagerly awaiting this Royal Wedding business. Finally the program came on, and we were confused as hell – isn’t this supposed to be the royal […]