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Burger King’s Chicken Fries Are Back

By Nadia Noir Oh ye fair fast food connoisseur, thanks to Burger King, you no longer need to pick between chicken tenders and fries. Chicken Fries are back. A few years ago, Burger King test […]


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Man Buys Every Pie At Burger King To Piss Off Spoiled Brat

By Nadia Noir There’s a story circulating the internet that gives us mixed feelings of judgement, confusion, understanding, annoyance, and hunger. A man recently posted on Reddit that an obnoxious kid was so belligerent and […]


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Burger King Giving Away Free Ice Cream Until June 8th

Free ice cream alert! We know, that you know, that we know how much people love a nice cold ice cream during one of SoCal’s red-hot summers. Seriously. With temperatures getting as high as the […]


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Burger King Releasing Low Calorie Fry Called “Satisfries”

In what we consider to be a way too early (or late) April Fool’s joke, burger Kind has annoounced that it’s coming out with a low-calorie fry for us fatass Americans called “Satisfries.” At 270-calories […]


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Burger King Will Be Offering French Fry Burger In The Fall

Ever since the dawn of drunken nights and drive-thrus, people have been shoving french fries into their burgers. The geniuses at Burger King decided to capitalize on that and have debuted a French Fry Burger. […]



This Now Exists: The Hands Free Whopper

Sometimes a headline says it all. Except, of course, when you have video. Luckily for us, Burger King has provided a video of their Hands Free Whopper Holder in action, or inaction, if you will. […]

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Burger King To Start Delivery Service In Los Angeles

Have it your way. And if your way is naked and drunk in your living room with the juice of a giant Whopper dripping onto your chest while you watch House Hunters, Burger King can […]


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Burger King’s Twitter Account Hacked By McDonalds Or Patrick Carney Or The Illuminati?

If you were like us and hiding in your heavy-curtained room all weekend watching crappy French films on Netflix, you might have missed the news that someone under the name of McDonald’s hacked into Burger […]


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Burger King Celebrating Its 55th Anniversary With 55 Cent Whoppers

Have we got a Whopper for you…and we’re not lying. If you’re tired of paying the steep, steep price of one dollar for your fast food fixes, Burger King has a once-of-a-lifetime solution starting on […]


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Steven Tyler Mouths Off In New Burger King Commercial: Watch

Steven Tyler hasn’t quite attained Gene Simmons status when it comes to branding his band, but the Aerosmith frontman has plenty of business opportunities for himself. The “American Idol” judge stars in a new Burger […]