Everybody these days is about doing Crossfit and going into #beastmode. Every meal needs like four servings of protein otherwise your whole entire body will atrophy apparently. And everything is about the bigger the better! […]
Juicy delicious burgers made from the corpse of cows might be a thing of the past. The sustainability of meat and our environment has been questioned the last ten years as people have become simultaneously […]
“Luke… eat the force…. nom nom nom…” European burger franchise Quick may be the smartest fast-food chain restaurant in the entire universe. How else were they able to convince Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, and George […]
Scientifically engineered cheese? Cryofrying? A 36-hour cook-and-prep process? What the hell have you done, Chef?!
Tired of sleeping alone? This guy sure was. It takes a lot of guts to ask a woman, “Wanna come inside?” when your bedroom walls are ketchup red and your GO BURGER uniform is folded […]
“Say hello to your mustard for me…” Mark Wahlberg and his brothers Donnie and Paul have finally done it – they’re opening a hamburger joint in Boston and naming it Wahlburgers. And we all know that […]