The GRAMMYs’ Song of the Year category honors the very best in songwriting — and for the 55th Annual Awards, that includes the Canadian team who penned Carly Rae Jepsen’s“Call Me Maybe.” What you may […]
“Nothing really matters… to me…” Oh, that’s right. Miranda Rights don’t apply when you’re part of the Brotherhood of Men on the Planet Earth! At least, that’s the reasoning one drunken Canadian tried to use […]
And that’s why you never trust a Canadian lottery. Local news correspondents at Global BC hosted a one-in-a-million lotto drawing in which one lucky man or woman was to win a two-million dollar house. Families all over the […]
This July 1st, Suresh Joachim will break the Guinness World Record for the most handshakes: 31,200 people in eight hours. Once we tried to break the handshaking record, but Dr. Cranfill wouldn’t stop shaking “at […]
Hey Brother, Canada, what’s up! Long time no talk. How are things? Listen, there’s something we wanted to talk to you “aboot”. We think you’re great and all with your elk and your syrup and […]
We know you know who Justin Bieber is. Don’t apologize, it’s kind of hard not to know that name. But before you go and cry in a corner, we have another revelation for you – none […]
Scotty got a little too cocky with his Bronze metal and the ol’ Canadians might have given him the boot.
Some government goon (from Canada, turns out) wants to get California to adopt a ‘Cuss Free Week’, which is a much better use of time than trying to figure out what to do about paying […]