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San Pedro Boy Says He Was Kidnapped To Get Away With Candy Theft

Does your child have a vivid imagination? First things first, squash that inclination before they turn out like the liner writers at JACK FM. Second, thank your gods, goddesses, and unaligned deities that they aren’t […]


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Easter Candy Now With Beaver Bunghole

Enjoying the sugary massacre in your mouth of chocolate bunnies, neon-colored peeps, and jelly beans that taste like sunshine and cut grass? Well, savor that flavor and swallow before you read what’s next: your candy […]