Cinco de Mayo
Sure, Dr. Cranfill. Go ahead and drink at work, Dr. Cranfill. Make a LIVE MARGARITA CAM, Dr. Cranfill. Little did we realize Cinco de Mayo was spanish for “Legal-wont-let-you-have-any-fun-while-you’re-in-the-office of May.” Crap.
Ahhh, Cinco de Mayo. Me gusta. We have all these body shots set up and not a single Sticker Pimp will volunteer. “In your dreams,” they said. Well, if we’re dreaming, may as well dream […]
Cinco De Mayo is a grand historical event wherein the Mexican army defeated the French. It’s also a great time to eat some fabulous Mexican food, don your complementary red and green duds, and drown […]
We’re up to our ears in tequila. Margaritas have always been the staple of our celebration, but this year we’re feeling a bit flat. It’s always been “Rocks or Frozen” here in our dumpy, little […]
So it’s the end of the night and you needed a little extra liquid courage to jump on that grenade for your friend… Or that really low-cut top got you five too many free drinks […]
Cinco de Mayo is today, and I know a lot of you are ditching work to party it up. Here are some hang-over remedies that might come in handy tomorrow!