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Hooray, Facebook Added an “Account Executor” For When You Eventually Die

By Jordy Altman Long after our plug is pulled from the mortal coil we call FM Radio, the Jack FM Facebook page will continue to live on for eternity. So who’s gonna run it after […]


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How Every Person In LA Will Die… Mostly.

By Jordy Altman Gaze into this smoky orb and we will tell your future… Ah yes… we see that you will absolutely die someday in your lifetime. Thank you, come again. Rather than paying some […]


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Guy Pranks Girlfriend To Make Her Think Her Cat Fell Out The Window & Died

By Sarah Carroll You know what they say…payback is a b*&ch! Couple Jesse and Jeana are in the midst of quite possibly the most epic prank war. They post their hijinks on YouTube for their 6 […]


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Morrissey Reveals Recent Cancer Scares, But He’s Not Worried: ‘If I Die, Then I Die’

Morrissey‘s health issues have been well documented, but some may be even more serious than previously thought. In a new interview with Spanish-language newspaper El Mundo (via Consequence of Sound ), the former Smiths frontman reveals he has had […]


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Joan Rivers Dies At The Age Of 81

LOS ANGELES ( — Legendary comic Joan Rivers died Thursday at the age of 81. The host of E!’s “Fashion Police” stopped breathing and went into cardiac arrest just before 9:30 a.m. on Aug. 28 at […]


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Someone On ‘The Simpsons’ Will Die

By Nadia Noir D’oh! One of the reasons we love The Simpsons is that after twenty-five seasons they a) never grow old, b) never die, and c) are always there for us. The Simpsons are […]


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Jeff Hanneman Of Slayer Actually Died Of Alcohol Related Issues

When Jeff Hanneman of Slayer died at 49-years-0ld on May 2nd, there were gruesome stories of a flesh-eating disease that took him down, along with a spider bite, but there was also talk about liver […]


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Michael Jackson Was A Drug Addict Says Source, Afraid He’d Get Shot To Death

Michael Jackson’s physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, has been making waves in the press recently with his Christmas song serenade to Anderson Cooper and a trail surrounding Jackson’s death. Many people accused the doctor for Jackson’s […]


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Metallica Reveals 2013 Orion Festival Lineup

The biggest metal band in the world has not only conquered the festival circuit, it’s created its own. Metallica has announced the complete line up for its second annual Orion Music + More Festival, set […]


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Want To Tweet While You’re Dead? There’s An App For That

Because your friends and family can’t live on without seeing weekly updates on your stubbed toe and many miles you ran in a month. Because life as we know it can’t go on without you […]