Don’t be this guy

A Teenager Walked Into A 7-Eleven Wearing A Flower Pot On His Head And Holding A Chainsaw. And That's Just The Beginning
How Much Is Your Girlfriend Worth On eBay? One Brave (Dumb?) Man Dares To Find Out
"Hello 911? Yeah, I Need a Woman." And Then It Gets WorseCalling 911 with a non-emergency is bad enough. Calling 911 when you're this guy, however, is worse. Don't be this guy
Man Uses His New PS 4 For Gaming, Exposing His Passed Out Nude Wife. You Know, The Usual Stuff
Don't Be This Guy: Man Run Over By His Own Truck, Then Gets A Ticket